Glockenstein…It’s Alive! Part I of II Changing parts…without Igor assisting

It’s not that I don’t like Glocks, it’s…well, no, that’s it precisely, I don’t like Glocks. It’s not like they’ve ever said or done anything to me personally. They haven’t disparaged my family name or backed into my Chevy truck and drove off without leaving a note, it’s just that…